Delusions of Grandeur

Ok ok, so I am a tad bit too hopeful. I try to go to bed at 10:30 thinking of all the lovely sleep I will get and then I can wake up at 7 or 8 and do pilates and have a shower and eat breakfast and get ready for church and life is good, right? Wrong. I get into bed and realize I can't sleep and I am wide wide awake. These blasted dreams and I am delusional as I am seeing and hearing things that are not there....weird. I am not going crazy just yet, I think. That will come about two months from now for sure. Ok, so I took a sleeping tablet under parental advisory and we shall see what it does, usually sleeping pills don't affect me much but this one is prescription so I hope it works. If it works too well and I am in a deep sleep for a week or so I will miss classes and will not get to talk to a few people so here are my words to them:

Boy-snails to you, tons and truckloads of snails to you-but you already knew that
Ging-the chicken has flown, make sure he stays in the air girl
Library Mafia-the boy will pay off my debt that I owe, he is now in charge of my affairs
Spot-how I adore you my sweet, you have been such a great friend, take care until I wake in a few days and do remember to fetch the paper every day

Heh, that almost sounded eulogyish you know it? That is only on the account that I sleep for like 3 days or something like sleeping beauty but without the beauty. Hey, can I have lilies by my bed when I wake up? Can that be arranged? Can it? Hmm? Hey, you there, boy! Arrange it and tell Georgie and Bacon Boy that they owe me 20 grand in chemistry books and 10 in cookies and they have to give it to you by Wednesday otherwise I will sick ma'boys on 'em when I wakey wakey. Gotcha boo, yo be a pimpin wich me now.