Financial aid sucks

Can I just take this time presently to rag on financial aid? Ok, thanks.

Okies, for one thing if they want my money so much then why don't they let me pay my tuition when my financial aid comes in and why does it only come in a month after school has started? Hmmm? What is up with that? They want me to take out a short term loan until my other loan comes in....what? Oh oh, I almost forgot, I can of course just pay half of my tuition today and then pay the other half later in the semester...umm if I had that money would I need a loan? Hmmm? Hmmm? Smarty pants that they are.

Oh also, what do you think they will do to me for having a library book out for more than a month overdue? Think they will hang me from my thumbs or my middles toes as a lesson to all other students that might get daring enough to keep a physical chemistry book out so long...I will be a sign to the ages of what will come from this great establishment. Perhaps I can just cough up the 5 cents a day late fee and they will forgive me....what is that for 30 days, uh lets see miss math minor. I am figuring like ooo man, a whole $1.50, shame on me for hiking up such a bill. Whatever shall I do? I must go now and auction off some of my prize belonging on Ebay to account for such a loss. My brain and thirst for knowledge sometimes comes at such a cost....sigh.

Curithers, (sigh again), sooner or later I will be living out of a box.

My love, then you can move closer to the school and you wouldn't have to worry about gas costs or rent. It would all work out for the benefit of your brain my dear, trust me....your grey matter is thanking you for this.