The boy

Ok ok I should be doing a report that was due today but hey, I have all night, come on....gimme a break. =-) Here is the deal:

-Ok so we are not dating...we are just super good friends....very very good friends

-I have never kissed him, I have only actually ever practiced with him...its not kissing until its done in the science building on the fourth floor in the little room with a shower and a couch...

-I don't hold his hand, its called warming a poor boy's hands as they have poor circulation due to early childhood frostbite, more of a sympathy/lets help those in need sort of thing

-I don't ever ever ever grab his butt in a seductive way, I am mearly helping him get over his past trauma of a previous relationship telling him he didn't have one, its therapy-remember this, its all for his good because I care

Ok, so those are basically the rules here, oh and I almost forgot...

-I have never pushed him onto my bed wanting to make out with....this is a commonly thought mistake.....he fell backwards when he tripped and then I saw he had a piece of doughnut on his lip and it was going to fall on my lovely duvet cover on my bed so I lept on him to lick it off before my bed was destroyed....it was all very dramatic and emotinal....

Curithers, does this clarify for you anything that may have been fuzzy?

Yes my love, it sure does, completely. You are oh so wise to rectify your actions and what a caring person you are.....

=-)