Rotten Rhubarb

Ok, what's the deal? More undesirable "bump into's". Today I saw the Rotton Rhubarb, this one was nasty and I just looked at the piece of work and turned around where I was sitting, hopefully it was obvious. I should have given him a nasty look...this is how you make me feel.....ooo then it might be interpreted wrong. Sick. Old men or nastys is who I seem lure in....what does that say about me? Ick!

Curithers! Help! I attract old men who want to go home with me and are old enough to be my grandfater or men old enough be my dad who have children!! What's up with that?

My love, sometimes you cannot control life, it just happens. Laugh about it and please refer to comment from previous post about Houdini efforts and if this doesn't work, perhaps plastic surgery?